meladoodle:

free food is pretty much the dealmaker if i’m thinking of going to an event

trillow:

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

tentacruels:

On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

expertcosmotips:

tell him his dick should be on america’s next top model

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers